The clip may be from Funny or Die, but the Snooki perfume is terrifyingly real. (Remember to refer to it by its full handle, "Snooki by Nicole Polizzi," or Snooki may smush you.) The Jersey Shore star told Elle.com
"My perfume doesn’t discriminate. I pretty much designed it for the whole female race. I mean, who wouldn’t want to smell fruity and sexy but flirty at the same time? It’s a young, clean scent."Listed notes include "chilled lychee, quince flower, kiwi, pink cupcake accord, white jasmine, beach flower, seaside driftwood and sugared musk."
I'm getting "young" and "fruity" out of that, but I don't know about "sexy" or "clean." I may have to resign from the female race.