Watch this video. It isn't what you think it's going to be:
Katie, Wow. I now know Lana Indiana. That's real America there. Her stories are grim but told without much gravity. There's a hard little plastic shell around Lana. I just want to hold her and have a good cry. And buy her a few better perfumes. She's, what, 54 years old? She should dump the cotton candy body spray. And the (thankfully unseen) husband. When a dude is neatly lining his shelves with dozens of boxes of Irish Spring, you know that's not the worst of it. Can you imagine what happens when Lana misplaces one of his records? I think you can. Have you watched Lana's other videos? In this one, forward to 3.48 and go from hot rollers to cancer death and back again in about 30 seconds. And at 6.05, we're all having a colonoscopy with Lana: I want to date Lana. Is that weird? DanViva Lana Indiana! She's got a million bon mots, like: "I'd rather be alive and old than dead and young." Watch more here.